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Post by Kriss on Nov 20, 2010 13:08:35 GMT -5
Which part you don't get? ;D |
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Post by Kriss on Nov 20, 2010 13:09:06 GMT -5
Oh, and Honey, don't worry I also didn't get at the first time ;D
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Post by Doubar on Nov 20, 2010 13:25:57 GMT -5
Oh, and Honey, don't worry I also didn't get at the first time ;D *is relieved now xD * Well, it might be I'm just missing the forest through the trees... but the thieve for sure cannot be Rongar, because getting his **** squeezed or not... Rongar had his tongue cut out - he wouldn't be able to speak even if he was forced to. So who would lie under these circumstances? Oh wait... or does someone else say it? |
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Post by Kriss on Nov 20, 2010 13:30:07 GMT -5
Blonds rock! ;D ;D  *high fives* Rongar is the thieve. Doubar is so strong that Rongar even without the tongue adimt it's him during the torture. |
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Post by Doubar on Nov 20, 2010 15:44:21 GMT -5
Blonds rock! ;D ;D *high fives* Of course they do. *high fives back* ;D ;D ;D Ooooooooh, alright!!!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Kriss on Nov 20, 2010 15:48:50 GMT -5
Of course they do. *high fives back* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You got it? ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Ashven on Nov 20, 2010 16:06:50 GMT -5
lol I got it and thought it was funny!
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly treated she got in her divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore.
She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie! The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation, the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion one-dollar bills.
The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars. The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points out at the beach to a small development of ten such mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for. "No problem," said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. "For my
last wish, I'd like to give birth to twins."[/i]
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Post by Kriss on Nov 20, 2010 16:12:43 GMT -5
*LOL* ;D ;D ;D
This is hilarious! ;D
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Post by Doubar on Nov 21, 2010 8:07:49 GMT -5
@kriss: Yes, now I did. ;D ;D
@ash: ROFL!!! I knew that one before but still it cracks me up everytime I hear it. It's just priceless!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Ashven on Nov 21, 2010 12:11:02 GMT -5
Oh I have a better one too!
Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop.
Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now."
The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me."
A magical sound and it was done.
Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet."
This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet.
It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female."
A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle."
Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle.
The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me."
A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said "I wish the bear was gay" and took off like a bat out of hell.[/i]
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Post by Kriss on Nov 21, 2010 12:25:31 GMT -5
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Post by Sinbad on Nov 21, 2010 15:35:07 GMT -5
Haha, that one is great ;D
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Post by Bryn on Nov 21, 2010 15:49:39 GMT -5
ROFLAO
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Post by Doubar on Nov 21, 2010 16:10:08 GMT -5
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Maeve on Nov 28, 2010 17:21:07 GMT -5
Haaaaahaaahaaaa! ;D Nice!!!
Here, not really a joke, but just something my oncle brings up at every single family dinner party we have. At some point, he just sings these lines on some random melody:
You say you love roses and you cut their tails,
When you say you love me, I'm slightly afraid.
And in french it goes like this:
Tu dis que tu aimes les fleurs et tu leur coupes la queue,
Quand tu dis que tu m'aimes, j'ai peur un peu.
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