The Wishing Game

[Sinbad]

Granted, but I shall now make a really boring wish.

I wish I could have some ice cream. ;D

[Doubar]

Granted, but it would have the oddest flavours - like fish, or cod liver.

I wish they would stop making such a fuzz about the Eurovision Song Contest.

[Kalani]

Granted, but now they're making a massive fuss over children eating gummy bears.

I wish our guests weren't scared of Diaygo so he didn't have to be confined to our basement.

[Firouz]

Granted, but then they would be terrified of you, so you'd be stuck in the basement for life.

I wish I could make dreams a (real) reality.

[Kalani]

Wish granted, but this includes nightmares as well as dreams, thus bringing into reality some truly terrifying things; this causes insanity in over half the world's population. Including yourself.

I wish I had fulfilled my quota of work for the week yesterday.

[Kalani]

Wish granted, but now there is no dictation available to be transcribed for the rest of the week. o.o

I wish that we could meet our characters in real life!

[Doubar]

[Ah, now that's a cool wish. That'd actually be awesome! ^^ ]

Granted! But then you'd have to sit through Kalani giving you a piece of her mind for having put her into the current situation (meaning the fight and her sprained wrist). ;D

I wish that there won't be any more heatwaves this year. *.*

[MJ]

Granted, but you won't have any heat until next summer. I hope you got double glazed windows!

I wish I had already bought all my books for the coming schoolyear and had gotten them at a significantly reduced rate. (That or true love, either would be good ;D)

[Doubar]

Granted, but then you'll have to memorize their content - word for word.

Ahm, I wish there were less crappy shows on TV (seriously, the stupid ones just seem to multiply).

[MJ]

Granted, but then you won't find the time to watch them.


I wish I had perfect teeth ;D

[Kalani]

Wish granted, but now you have a less than perfect nose.

I wish that I did not have to get upstairs in a few moments to help do breakfast for B&B guests. e.e

[MJ]

Granted! Now you have to clean up after some hung-over guests instead.

I wish I could tell my neighbours that shouting at their kids instead of talking to them and teaching them is not really the right way to raise well-adjusted adults.

[Doubar]

Granted! But now they would shout at you instead. O.o

I wish I felt inspired to read the updates of all those lovely fics I'm following. I seriously love them stories and they all are amazing, but somehow I can't really be bothered these days.

[MJ]

Granted! But as soon as you feel inspired to read fanfics they are taken down by their writers because they feel they must be terrible writers because no one reads their fics! Oh Noez! Even as you beg them to let you read, they delete them off their hard-drives and burn their hardcopies. Luckily someone comes through with a few screen-grabs but they get hit with a virus so you can't open the mail they've sent you without incurring the virus yourself! Oh Noez! And then when the fic-writers get over their sudden bout of self-criticism and realize they've deleted all their hard work, they all blame you and block you from reading anything they write in the future! Oh Noez! Luckily you're a fic-writer yourself, so you can always just read your own stuff.

I wish I was omnipotent!

(am having far too much fun blowing other people's wishes out of the water!)

[Doubar]

Oooooh nooeez!!!!!!

You definitely revel a little too much in crushing other poeple's wishes, you know?

[meh, sorry I can't reply right now. I seriously am too tired to come up with something. *.* ]