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Post by Kriss on Nov 9, 2010 9:50:37 GMT -5
I opened this thread so we can post here some funny jokes we heard ;D
So first mine:
Acouple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one fo them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gaps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator, in a calm soothing voice says 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's woice comes back on the line. He says 'OK, now what?'
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Post by Maeve on Nov 9, 2010 13:29:35 GMT -5
LOL!!! ;D Nice idea for a thread, honey!
Well, here's my top favorite joke of all:
What does a cannibal say when he eats a clown?
Hmm....It tastes funny....
ROTFLOL!!!!!!
Lame, I know. But it makes me laugh to tears everytime!!!
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Post by Kriss on Nov 9, 2010 13:51:09 GMT -5
LOL ;D It's not lame  |
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Post by Waffles on Nov 9, 2010 14:23:07 GMT -5
I hope I did a good traduction^^
#1
A guy in a bar watches the news on tv and tells the guy next to him:
- You see that girl on the bridge? I bet you $10 she won't jump.
- Alright, deal! The other said.
After a moment of suspense, the girl jumps down the bridge.
- Damn! I lost. Here's your $10.
- It's quite surprising to see someone jumps from a bridge like that. Said the winner.
- What surprises me most is that I saw that girl on the news at noon but I was sure she wouldn't do it another time.
#2
A guy goes to the movies, he buys his ticket at the ticket office and then gets inside. A minute later he comes back and buys another. Then a few minutes later he returns again and request another ticket.
- I do not understand, "said the cashier, I've already sold you two.
- I know, the guy answers, but every time I enter the room there is a guy who tears my ticket!
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Post by Kriss on Nov 9, 2010 14:30:17 GMT -5
- I know, the guy answers, but every time I enter the room there is a guy who tears my ticket! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Doubar on Nov 9, 2010 15:56:25 GMT -5
- I know, the guy answers, but every time I enter the room there is a guy who tears my ticket! *lies on the floor laughing* Awesome! I love this one! ;D And the other ones, too. ;D That was a great idea, Kriss. ;D ;D ;D Unfortunately I'm not much of a joke teller. No matter how much I like them, I just can't keep them in mind.  |
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Post by Kriss on Nov 19, 2010 11:05:23 GMT -5
@nili, can I post the aos-joke I sent to you sometime ago?? ;D ;D
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Post by Sinbad on Nov 19, 2010 12:24:03 GMT -5
Yes, you can  |
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Post by Doubar on Nov 19, 2010 12:44:27 GMT -5
AoS joke?  |
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Post by Kriss on Nov 19, 2010 12:59:50 GMT -5
Weeeee... ;D AoS joke? Yes, about Doubar even ;D *goes to find it* |
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Post by Kriss on Nov 19, 2010 13:03:56 GMT -5
Okay, I got it.
Just to make it clear I'm not the author of it! ;D
Doubar bought the box of apples and told everyone to not touch them because all apples are just for him.
But he feared that someone might steal some at night. That's why he decided to hide himslef and watch after the box.
One crew member, who really loves apples, under the cover of night came to the box and took one.
Doubar couldn't see in the dark who was it, so he came out from his hiding and squeezed the balls of thief.
He asked, "Who are you?"
But the thief didn't answer. He squeezed his *...* harder and asked onece again but again he didn't get any answer.
He squeezed the *....* with his all strength (and everyone knows how strong he is)
And the low voice answered, "Rongar..."
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Post by Kriss on Nov 20, 2010 10:56:46 GMT -5
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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Post by Doubar on Nov 20, 2010 11:51:15 GMT -5
Bwahaha. xD xD xD
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Post by Kriss on Nov 20, 2010 12:07:15 GMT -5
And do you like Doubar's joke? ;D |
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Post by Doubar on Nov 20, 2010 13:02:48 GMT -5
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